MR G AND RICH CONSUMER SATISFACTION SURVEY

2. GOOD. OUR AI HAS ALREADY CATEGORIZED YOU AND ALMOST CERTAINLY KNOWS HOW YOU VOTE. YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR IS TUESDAY AND YOU LIKE TO EAT PURPLE. WE CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE PRONOUNCING WORDS WRONG.

AS UNLIKELY AS THIS ACTUALLY IS, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN WANT THIS?
I'M FINE WITH THIS, I ALLOW PEOPLE TO COLLECT THIS KIND OF INFORMATION ON ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY