MR G AND RICH CONSUMER SATISFACTION SURVEY

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOU ARE DISSATISFIED. RECENT ATTEMPTS TO MR G AND RICH HAVE BEEN, QUITE FRANKLY, DISASTROUS, AND AS SUCH WE WONDER IF YOU WOULD MIND COMPLETING THIS SHORT SURVEY, TO HELP US IMPROVE OUR SERVICE TO YOU. THE SURVEY SHOULD TAKE NO LONGER THAN 15 MINUTES TO COMPLETE.

SURE THING!
NO WAY!